obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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