that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You ate ashes out of my bong
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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