I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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