you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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