awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
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