Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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