Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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