Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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