you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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