we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I love you. Go after that dick
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