I wish I could punch you in the face.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
