Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Just pee around me
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
The adults are the big ones right?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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