Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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