you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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