Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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