Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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