The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Also, beer. Big fan.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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