Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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