Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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