She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
