did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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