ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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