Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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