office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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