and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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