it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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