NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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