Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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