if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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