I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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