TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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