Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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