Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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