She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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