we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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