my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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