fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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