# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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