Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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