idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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