i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
home. puking in laundry basket.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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