haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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