How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
It's never too late to be topless.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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