Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
