Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Rumble strips road head = magical
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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