You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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