let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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