He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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