someone get that fucking seahorse.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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