so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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