doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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