Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
