she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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