Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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