I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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